



THE BANK OF WANK MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
THIS WILL HELP US BETTER SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE AND WHAT MEMBERSHIP WILL BE BEST FOR YOU.
FAVORITE PASS TIME: HOBBIES:
TYPE OF MEMBERSHIP YOU ARE APPLYING FOR:
THE BLUE COLLAR MEMBERSHIP IS OUT BOTTOM RATE, THE CHEAP OF THE CHEAP, BUT MAY BE FITTING FOR YOU IF YOU ARE A BROKE LOSER.
AS A BLUE COLLAR MEMBER YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO PAY $10.00 PER WEEK BEFORE YOUR WANKING FEE'S YOU ARE ALSO EXPECTED TO TRY TO GET A BETTER MEMBERSHIP CARD BY WANKING AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE FOR YOUR GREEDY BANKER.
THE BRONZE MEMBERSHIP IS PERFECT FOR THE WANKER ON A BUDGET AS A BRONZE MEMBER YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO PAY A WEEKLY MEMBERSHIP FEE OF $15.00 YOU WILL ALSO BE ENCOURAGED TO TRY FOR THE SILVER MEMBERSHIP. ITS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO WANK IT ALL AWAY AS YOU TRY TO PLEASE YOUR GREEDY BANKER.
THE SILVER MEMBERSHIP IS GREAT FOR LOYAL PAYPIGS THAT ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO DO BETTER. ITS GREAT FOR A REAL ADDICT LIKE YOU AS A SILVER MEMBERSHIP YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO WANK $25.00 AWAY EACH WEEK BEFORE YOUR WANKING FEE'S! YES, YOUR MEMBERSHIP FEE TO FEED THE GREED OF YOUR BANKER, THEN YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO WANK. YOU WILL ALSO BE PUSHED TO TRY FOR THE GOLD MEMBERSHIP.
THE GOLD MEMBERSHIP IS A GOOD LEVEL AND WILL HELP TO KEEP YOU WANKING FOR THE BANK OF WANK, IT IS PERFECT FOR A REAL JUNKIE LIKE YOU AS A GOLD MEMBER YOU WILL BE PAYING $50.00 A WEEK BEFORE ANY WANKING FEE'S BUT BEING THE JUNKIE PIG YOU ARE I KNOW YOU NEED TO APPLY FOR THE PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR GREEDY BANKR WILL BE PUSHING YOU WEEKLY. WANKING IT ALL FOR YOUR BANKER IS WHATS BEST AND IS WHAT WILL BE EXPECTED.
THE PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP IS FOR THE BIGGEST OF ALL THE WANKERS. FOR THE MOST ADDICTED WANKING JUNKIE, OH I DO BELIEVE THIS IS THE MEMBERSHIP FOR YOU WANKER! AS A PLATINUM MEMBER YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO PAY A WEEKLY FEE STARTING AT $100.00 . SPECIAL VIP FOR THE MEMBERS PAYING AT LEAST $100.00. AS A PLATINUM MEMBER YOU WILL BE FIRST IN LINE TO FEEL YOUR BANKERS GREED, THE FIRST IN LINE TO WANK AND JERK IT ALL AWAY. ITS THE KIND OF MEMBERSHIP YOU WILL BEG TO BUY TWO OF!
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